Is Google Gay?

Caution! This article might hurt your feelings if you’re addicted to Google and cry whenever someone says it sucks!

Here at MenTag everything is going pretty great: our job is more than relaxing, our readership is growing day by day and we’ve got new friends linking to our daily stuff really often but there’s something or someone who clearly has absolutely no love for our site, and that is the big G or as most people know it: Google.

From our thousands of daily visitors only a few come through Google which means our site is considered by them so awesome that it might hurt since it can be rally addictive. Yahoo is all over us and sends us a lot of visitors every day but Google isn’t indexing our articles, not to mention the fact that when you search for “mentag” we’re not the top result out there. Now this is a clear factor that the big G hates us.

I didn’t used to think Google has a sexual preference but since it doesn’t like our site which is full with gorgeous babes we can only think that Google is gay. Maybe the two nerds who quit Stanford to create this masterpiece weren’t that into women and they forgot to code it so that articles with hotties rank really, really well in their results.

If it’s hot, it must deserve a top 10 spot, right?

If Google was a woman, she would be a big-tittied woman and everybody loves big-tittied women, right? But our site has stunning women too and since there’s no love for it from Google we can only assume that if Google has female behavior it hates itself too.

But since there are lot of men behind Google we know that the search engine should have male behavior so … that leads us to our conclusion, if something or someone with a male behavior dislikes pictures, articles and so on with amazing women that’s a clear reason to call it gay.

There you have it, Google is Gay. Have you tried googling it?