The tattoo is not only a watermark of promiscuity and rebelliousness, it also gives you a glimpse into her personality and possible sanity. Yes it’s true, I possess the unique and uncanny ability of being able to accurately predict the personality profile of a woman based soley on her tattoo choice. Alas, I have put together a list of the main types of chick tattoos to help you on your way to bagging your tattooed beauty.
The Lyrics Tattoo
She day dreams about the perfect man coming into her life and sweeping her off her feet. She will desire a serious long term relationship with him and is often highly emotional and sensitive.
What she wants: She thinks she wants a nice guy, but more often than not, you will find this type of woman with a bad boy, someone a little rough around the edges.
The Sexually Overt Tattoo
Seducing a man is how she gets her power fix. Throughout the week, she will need an ego boost, and will need to feel sexy. She gets high knowing that a man is hungry for her, not because he is just horny, but because of something she did to excite him.
What she wants: She probably isn’t looking for anything serious and thinks relationships are a waste of time, at least for now. She wants a man who is her friend and fucks her when she needs it, which is most of the time.
The Artsy Tattoo
She’s often the victim of repeated heartbreak. She wears her heart on her sleeve and lives in a world of hopes and ideals. She is very passionate and heats up fast. Often this passion gets her into trouble, because she is prone to sweet talk and will let her emotions cloud her needs.
What she wants: She is looking for a combination of strength and sensitivity in a man, usually the strong silent type.
The Suicide Girl Tattoo
She’s the pretty, energetic girl that talks to everyone, including you, and then leaves you wanting more. Was she flirting with you, or is she just like that with everyone? Guess what, every other guy in the room is thinking the same thing.
What she wants: She wants to be the one doing the chasing and will go after guys who are unnattainable and hard to get. She is most attracted to what she can’t have.
The WTF Tattoo
This is the kind of girl that you’re scared to fall asleep around just in case you wake up in a bath full of ice cubes and you’re missing organs. She calls you throughout the day and when you’re out she is often waiting on your doorstep for you to come home. Breaking up with her isn’t an option, you must fake your own death.
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